The cosmos was so intricately knitted that after billions of years, or so they say, it still stands or floats depending on how you look at it. Not even the supposed giant lizard inhabitants that preceded us were able to conquer it. Many came and then they were disposed of beneath top soil or their remains were put away through some other solid waste management technique. Well, all except those who disappeared in the Bermuda Triangle, Malaysian Airline Flight MH370 and let us not forget Elijah who ascended into heaven in a whirlwind. Jesus mesmerizes me the most though; he died a painful death and resurrected three days after. To top it off, he transcended to heaven, only God knows where that is. Simply put, they were born and then they were no more; it’s a rite of passage we too shall perform we just don’t know in what fashion we will go and where we go if we go anywhere at all. But if we all came and saw this blue marble, its red cousin Mars, their other relatives and not so friendly neighbor Mr. Sun the flaming ball of flatulence, where did they all come from? Who is the mastermind behind this work of art called the Milky Way? We were told that Kepler, Copernicus, Galileo and other apparent time wasters have tried to fathom and are yet to explicate fully how the universe functions.
The average age a man lives is somewhere in the 60’s, which means I have just about 40 years to go before my going up, coming down or disappearance. That is time I would rather spend eating ice cream and chocolate and I couldn’t care any less how these sweet treats came into being. I say this to say, I haven’t the time to play Einstein and Edison, but I don’t mind using some of my dwindling lifetime to write this silly commentary. The genesis of this universe and the hypothetical others is, as far as i can see, inexplicable. Maybe I simply lack the requisite depth and breadth of vocabulary or the capacity to comprehend same.
Be that as it may, we just cannot discount the fact that the universe was created and I for one didn’t create it, I might have been eating rice and peas and chicken at the time, but for the life of me I cannot remember.
I want to use this medium to extend my most sincere gratitude to the person, be it he, she or he-she that created the penis and the vagina for sexual intercourse; some may also want to thank him (the creator of the universe) for the mouth, finger and nipples in the same regard.
All in all, I acknowledge and respect that there has to be some supreme nerd who helped the Egyptians, who didn’t know their left foot different from a compass, to construct the pyramids and who gave J.K Rowling the brilliant idea of Harry Potter. It had to be him who was instrumental in the creation of Beyonce, Lady Gaga and pop music. I appreciate the company of the people around me; the good, the bad and the not so sexually attractive. So, supreme nerd I thank you for the platform you have provided on which we may eat food, have fun, and be fruitful. I hope one day you will show us your face, that is, if you are still alive but I’m sure you would be stricken in age. You need not worry for I respect my elders. I will keep this article safe because I would love to share it with you should you come, over a glass or 2 of apple Vodka.
I wonder if he has a sense of humor...
The average age a man lives is somewhere in the 60’s, which means I have just about 40 years to go before my going up, coming down or disappearance. That is time I would rather spend eating ice cream and chocolate and I couldn’t care any less how these sweet treats came into being. I say this to say, I haven’t the time to play Einstein and Edison, but I don’t mind using some of my dwindling lifetime to write this silly commentary. The genesis of this universe and the hypothetical others is, as far as i can see, inexplicable. Maybe I simply lack the requisite depth and breadth of vocabulary or the capacity to comprehend same.
Be that as it may, we just cannot discount the fact that the universe was created and I for one didn’t create it, I might have been eating rice and peas and chicken at the time, but for the life of me I cannot remember.
I want to use this medium to extend my most sincere gratitude to the person, be it he, she or he-she that created the penis and the vagina for sexual intercourse; some may also want to thank him (the creator of the universe) for the mouth, finger and nipples in the same regard.
All in all, I acknowledge and respect that there has to be some supreme nerd who helped the Egyptians, who didn’t know their left foot different from a compass, to construct the pyramids and who gave J.K Rowling the brilliant idea of Harry Potter. It had to be him who was instrumental in the creation of Beyonce, Lady Gaga and pop music. I appreciate the company of the people around me; the good, the bad and the not so sexually attractive. So, supreme nerd I thank you for the platform you have provided on which we may eat food, have fun, and be fruitful. I hope one day you will show us your face, that is, if you are still alive but I’m sure you would be stricken in age. You need not worry for I respect my elders. I will keep this article safe because I would love to share it with you should you come, over a glass or 2 of apple Vodka.
I wonder if he has a sense of humor...